LETTER XVII.
Miss Clarissa Harlowe, To Miss Howe.
You may believe, my dear Miss Howe, that the circumstance of the noise and outcry within the garden-door, on Monday last, gave me no small uneasiness, to think that I was in the hands of a man, who could, by such vile premeditation, lay a snare to trick me out of myself, as I have so frequently called it.
Whenever he came in my sight, the thought of this gave me an indignation that made his presence disgustful to me; and the more, as I fansied I beheld in his face a triumph which reproached my weakness on that account; altho' perhaps it was only the same vivacity and placidness that generally sit upon his features.
I was resolved to task him upon this subject, the first time I could have patience to enter upon it with him. For, besides that it piqued me excessively from the nature of the artifice, I expected shuffling and evasion, if he were guilty, that would have incensed me: And, if not confessedly guilty, such unsatisfactory declarations, as still would have kept my mind doubtful and
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uneasy; and would, upon every new offence that he might give me, sharpen my disgusts to him.
I have had the opportunity I waited for; and will lay before you the result.
He was making his court to my good opinion in very polite terms, and with great seriousness lamenting that he had lost it; declaring, that he knew not how he had deserved to do so; attributing to me an indifference to him, that seemed, to his infinite concern, hourly to encrease. And he besought me to let him know my whole mind, that he might have an opportunity either to confess his faults and amend them, or clear his conduct to my satisfaction, and thereby entitle himself to a greater share of my confidence.
I answered him with quickness---Then, Mr. Lovelace, I will tell you one thing with a frankness, that is, perhaps, more suitable to my character, than to yours [He hoped not, he said] which gives me a very bad opinion of you, as a designing artful man.
I am all attention, Madam.
I never can think tolerably of you, while the noise and voice I heard at the garden-door, which put me into the terror you took so much advantage of, remains unaccounted for. Tell me fairly, tell me candidly, the whole of that circumstance; and of your dealings with that wicked Joseph Leman; and according to your explicitness in this particular, I shall form a judgment of your future professions.
I will, without reserve, my dearest life, said he, tell you the whole; and hope that my sincerity in the relation will atone for any-thing you may think wrong in the fact.
'I knew nothing, said he, of this man, this Leman, and should have scorned a resort to so low a method as bribing the servant of any family to let me into the secrets of that family, if I had not detected him in attempting to corrupt a servant of mine, to inform him of all my motions, of all my
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supposed intrigues, and, in short, of every action of my private life, as well as of my circumstances and engagements; and this for motives too obvious to be dwelt upon.
'My servant told me of his offers, and I ordered him, unknown to the fellow, to let me hear a conversation that was to pass between them.
'In the midst of it, and just as he had made an offer of money for a particular piece of intelligence, promising more when procured, I broke in upon them, and by bluster, calling for a knife to cut off his ears (one of which I took hold of) in order to make a present of it, as I said, to his employers, I obliged him to tell me who they were.
'Your Brother, Madam, and your Uncle Antony, he named.
'It was not difficult, when I had given him my pardon on naming them (after I had set before him the enormity of the task he had undertaken, and the honourableness of my intentions to your dear self) to prevail upon him, by a larger reward, to serve me; since, at the same time, he might preserve the favour of your Uncle and Brother, as I desired to know nothing, but what related to myself and to you, in order to guard us both against the effects of an ill-will, which all his fellow-servants, as well as himself, as he acknowleged, thought undeserved.
'By this means, I own to you, Madam, I frequently turned his principals about upon a pivot of my own, unknown to themselves: And the fellow, who is always calling himself a plainman, and boasting of his Conscience, was the easier, as I condescended frequently to assure him of my honourable views; and as he knew that the use I made of his intelligence, in all likelihood, prevented fatal mischiefs.
'I was the more pleased with his services, as (let me acknowlege to you, Madam) they procured to
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you, unknown to yourself, a safe and uninterrupted egress (which perhaps would not otherwise have been continued to you so long as it was) to the garden and wood-house: For he undertook to them, to watch all your motions: And the more chearfully (for the fellow loves you) as it kept off the curiosity of others (a) [Footnote a: 1Kb].'
So, my dear, it comes out, that I myself was obliged to this deep contriver.
I sat in silent astonishment; and thus he went on.
'As to the circumstance, for which you think so hardly of me, I do freely confess, that having a suspicion that you would revoke your intention of getting away, and in that case apprehending that we should not have the time together that was necessary for that purpose; I had ordered him to keep off every-body he could keep off, and to be himself within view of the garden-door; for I was determined, if possible, to induce you to adhere to your resolution.'---
But pray, Sir, interrupting him, how came you to apprehend that I should revoke my intention? I had indeed deposited a Letter to that purpose; but you had it not: And how, as I had reserved to myself the privilege of a revocation, did you know, but I might have prevailed upon my friends, and so have revoked upon good grounds?
'I will be very ingenuous, Madam---You had made me hope that if you changed your mind, you would give me a meeting to apprise me of the reasons for it. I went to the loose bricks, and I saw the Letter there: And as I knew your friends were immoveably fixed in their schemes, I doubted not but the Letter was to revoke or suspend your resolution; and probably to serve instead of a meeting too. I therefore let it lie, that if you did revoke, you might be under the necessity of meeting me for the sake of the
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expectation you had given me: And as I came prepared, I was resolved, pardon me, Madam, whatever were your intentions, that you should not go back. Had I taken your Letter, I must have been determined by the contents of it, for the present, at least: But not having received it, and you having reason to think I wanted not resolution, in a situation so desperate, to make your friends a personal visit, I depended upon the Interview you had bid me hope for.'
Wicked wretch! said I; It is my grief, that I gave you opportunity to take so exact a measure of my weakness!---But would you have presumed to visit the family, had I not met you?
Indeed I would. I had some friends in readiness, who were to have accompanied me to them. And had your Father refused to give me audience, I would have taken my friends with me to Solmes.
And what did you intend to do to Mr. Solmes?
Not the least hurt, had the man been passive.
But had he not been passive, as you call it, what would you have done to Mr. Solmes?
He was loth, he said, to tell me---Yet not the least hurt to his person.
I repeated my question.
If he must tell me, he only proposed to carry off the poor fellow, and to hide him for a month or two. And this he would have done, let what would have been the consequence.
Was ever such a wretch heard of!---I sighed from the bottom of my heart: But bid him proceed from the part I had interrupted him at.
'I ordered the fellow, as I told you, Madam, said he, to keep within view of the garden-door: And if he found any parley between us, and any-body coming (before you could retreat undiscovered) whose coming might be attended with violent effects, he would cry out; and this not only in order to save
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himself from their suspicions of him, but to give me warning to make off, and, if possible, to induce you (I own it, Madam) to go off with me, according to your own appointment. And I hope, all circumstances considered, and the danger I was in of losing you for ever, that the acknowlegement of this contrivance, or if you had not met me, that upon Solmes, will not procure me your hatred: For, had they come, as I expected as well as you, what a despicable wretch had I been, could I have lest you to the insults of a Brother and others of your family, whose mercy was cruelty when they had not the pretence with which this detected Interview would have furnished them!'
What a wretch, said I!---But if, Sir, taking your own account of this strange matter to be fact, anybody were coming, how happened it, that I saw only that man Leman (I thought it was he) out of the door, and at a distance, look after us?
Very lucky! said he, putting his hand first in one pocket, then in another---I hope I have not thrown it away---It is, perhaps, in the coat I had on yesterday---Little did I think it would be necessary to be produced---But I love to come to a demonstration whenever I can---I may be giddy---I may be heedless. I am indeed---But no man, as to you, Madam, ever had a sincerer heart.
He then stepping to the parlour door, called his servant to bring him the coat he had on yesterday.
The servant did. And in the pocket, rumpled up, as a paper he regarded not, he pulled out a Letter, written by that Joseph, dated Monday night; in which 'he begs pardon for crying out so soon---says, That his fears of being discovered to act on both sides, had made him take the rushing of a little dog (that always follows him) thro' the phyllirea-hedge, for Betty's being at hand, or some of his masters: And that when he found his mistake, he opened the door
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by his own key (which the contriving wretch confessed he had furnished him with) and inconsiderately ran out in a hurry, to have apprised him that his crying-out was owing to his fright only:' And he added, 'that they were upon the hunt for me, by the time he returned (a) [Footnote a: 1Kb].'
I shook my head---Deep! deep! deep! said I, at the best!---O Mr. Lovelace! God forgive and reform you!---But you are, I see plainly (upon the whole of your own account) a very artful, a very designing man.
Love, my dearest Life, is ingenious. Night and day have I racked my stupid brain [O Sir, thought I, not stupid! 'Twere well perhaps if it were] to contrive methods to prevent the sacrifice designed to be made of you, and the mischief that must have ensued upon it: So little hold in your affections: Such undeserved antipathy from your friends: So much danger of losing you for ever from both causes. I have not had for the whole fortnight before last Monday, half an hour's rest at a time. And I own to you, Madam, that I should never have forgiven myself, had I omitted any contrivance or forethought that would have prevented your return without me.
Again I blamed myself for meeting him: And justly; for there were many chances to one, that I had not met him. And if I had not, all his fortnight's contrivances, as to me, would have come to nothing; and perhaps I might nevertheless have escaped Solmes.
Yet, had he resolved to come to Harlowe-Place with his friends, and been insulted, as he certainly would have been, what mischiefs might have followed!
But his resolution to run away with and to hide the poor Solmes for a month or so, O my dear! what a wretch have I let run away with me, instead of Solmes!
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I asked him, if he thought such enormities as these, such defiances of the Laws of Society, would have passed unpunished?
He had the assurance to say, with one of his usual gay airs, That he should by this means have disappointed his enemies, and saved me from a forced marriage. He had no pleasure in such desperate pushes. Solmes he would not have personally hurt. He must have fled his country, for a time at least: And, truly, if he had been obliged to do so (as all his hopes of my favour must have been at an end) he would have had a fellow-traveller of his own Sex out of our family, whom I little thought of.
Was ever such a wretch!---To be sure he meant my Brother!
And such, Sir, said I, in high resentment, are the uses you make of your corrupt intelligencer---
My corrupt intelligencer, Madam, interrupted he! He is to this hour your Brother's as well as mine. By what I have ingenuously told you, you may see who began this corruption. Let me assure you, Madam, that there are many free things which I have been guilty of as reprisals, in which I would not have been the aggressor.
All that I shall further say on this head, Mr. Lovelace, is this: That as this vile double-faced wretch has probably been the cause of great mischief on both sides, and still continues, as you own, his wicked practices, I think it would be but just, to have my friends apprised what a creature he is whom some of them encourage.
What you please, Madam, as to that---My service, as well as your Brother's, is now almost over for him. The fellow has made a good hand of it. He does not intend to stay long in his place. He is now actually in treaty for an Inn, which will do his business for life. I can tell you further, that he makes Love to your Sister's Betty: And that by my advice. They will be
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married when he is established. An Innkeeper's wife is every man's mistress; and I have a scheme in my head to set some engines at work to make her repent her saucy behaviour to you to the last day of her life.
What a wicked schemer are you, Sir!---Who shall avenge upon you the still greater evils which you have been guilty of? I forgive Betty with all my heart. She was not my servant; and but too probably, in what she did, obeyed the commands of her to whom she owed duty, better than I obeyed those to whom I owed more.
No matter for that, the wretch said [To be sure, my dear, he must design to make me afraid of him]: The decree was gone out---Betty must smart---Smart too by an act of her own choice. He loved, he said, to make bad people their own punishers.---Nay, Madam, excuse me; but if the fellow, if this Joseph, in your opinion, deserves punishment, mine is a complicated scheme; a man and his wife cannot well suffer separately, and it may come home to him too.
I had no patience with him. I told him so. I see, Sir, said I, I see, what a man I am with. Your Rattle warns me of the Snake.---And away I flung; leaving him seemingly vexed, and in confusion.